The management skills of celery

In honor of the health care going-on, here’s one of my favorite politics quotes:

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They’re the kind of people who’d stop to help you change a flat, but would somehow manage to set your car on fire. I would be reluctant to entrust them with a Cuisinart, let alone the economy. The Republicans, on the other hand, would know how to fix your tire, but they wouldn’t bother to stop because they’d want to be on time for Ugly Pants Night at the country club.

– Dave Barry


2 responses

  1. The title had me laughing thinking about how you’d connect it in your post, but “things will probably be quiet here at Stars & Stillness for the next few days” made me sad :(

  2. I like your move over to Word Press! It looks great and I can’t wait to see what is to come!

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